Yogurt Nook is run by fascists.
So yeah, I’m trying to get a job, but the fascists at Yogurt Nook totally turned me down. I can’t belive it, I’ve been to India, where I ate real yogurt, not this american shit. Dude, real yogurt has chickpeas, lentils, and raisins in it. This stuff totally had sugar and rainbow sprinkles and fruit in it. They’re total posers. When they told me I wasn’t “right for the job” I just grabbed my carhartt jacket and put my new sketchers to the pavement.
Peace!
Dude, things better go better when I apply at Cinnabun.