AnarchoSlacker

So yeah, I was having an arguement with my ex girlfriend because she’s a total bitch.  She’s on my case becuse when she threw me out of her apartment, I took some of her underwear.  I don’t know what her problem is.  She’s got dead rich parents who gave her a trust fund, and her panties smell so nice.  That, and her pastel panties fit me so well.  We’re totally the same size, and why shouldn’t I have the support and comfort that I deserve?  Dude, it’s so totally not gay to wear girl’s panties.  Actually they should be unisex, but Victoria’s secret puts girl tags in them because they are facists.  Oh, and she’s pissed at me because I swallowed all of her birth control pills, because I thought they were tic-tacs.  She got even madder when she found out that I replaced them with extacy pills.  That was around the same time she ran away from the apartment and disappeared for a few days.  once they let her out of rehab she came back and burned my AIDS quilt.  I took a pair of scissors and stole that chunk fair and square when the exhibit was visiting New York.  She’s totally a bitch, and I hope she goes back to Vermont and drowns in a big vat of maple syrup.

Peace!